December 2010
Alive
To my recently TWO new faithful followers, I feel it necessary to inform you that I’m indeed alive and well and didn’t perish in my sleep like I’d feared. So, you can quit your worrying. However, now I am fairly certain that I’m clinically insane and a hypochondriac. Anyhow, I’m milking these last few hours I have in Milledgeville laying next to a snorer and loving...
Have You Ever...
Have you ever looked up your symptoms on Google and come to the conclusion that you’re probably going to die in the next few days? If not, I advise you to never do it. At this point, I think I probably have cancer, and I’m going to develop Diabetes soon (which is actually very likely) and my limbs are going to fall off.
Seriously. I think I have anxiety/paranoia problems. But...
Cliché
I feel I owe Tumblr a post, but I really have nothing to talk about. Winter break is amongst us, folks. The living room smells like pine, the stockings were hung by the chimney with…thumb tacks that I hammered in with the fat end of a butter knife…and presents are overflowing around the tree. I’m at home with my family while my friends are sprinkled around the state spending time...